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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 117
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
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