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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 118
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
When i see your face theres not a thing i would change LOL JK just the direction im walking
Like this if u are tired of school already d:
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
"I need a drink or 12."
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