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Drinking hard on a Saturday. clinging to life on SundayDrinking hard on a Saturday. clinging to life on Sunday
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keysI'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
Please my dear Immature...GROW UP!!!Please my dear Immature...GROW UP!!!
Take me drunk, I'm home!Take me drunk, I'm home!
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