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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 119
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
I must go. My planet needs me.
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
What happens on a night out, stays on a night out. Until someone tags you!
I love it when i look at you and your already looking at me (:
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