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Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the boxWho ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
...with a friend like you climbing Mt. Everest is a peace of cake......with a friend like you climbing Mt. Everest is a peace of cake...
My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different personI may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
I don't want the summer to end...I don't want the summer to end...
I love you Atanas forever & always<3I love you Atanas forever & always<3
I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.
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