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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 32
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Dont worry, drink happy :)
Single, sexy and ready to party!
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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