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That awkward moment when you look in the mirror, and realize how sexy you are.
Its funny when i see people liking their own comments
Jealousy is the greatest form of a compliment.
Once a Cheater........Always a Cheater<3
Kashmiri and proud! ;)
I don't deserve anything :/
Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..
I don't want to be someone I'm not. So why can't you let me be me?
Every life has a story, every story has a life. When two stories come together, a new life is born. When two lives come together, a new story is born. Sometimes new stories will come into someones life. Other times an old friend will leave someones story. Life is like an empty book, and you are the writer. Only you can write the story of your life. about an ho
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
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