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When life is hard, I take a nap.When life is hard, I take a nap.
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates HellB I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
Life is too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn’t treat you rightLife is too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn’t treat you right
The first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or painThe first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or pain
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened!Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened!
Answering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastardAnswering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastard
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