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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 27
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
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