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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 28
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
I don't want the summer to end...
No honey, you only THINK you have haters... The truth is we, the people, barely know of your species :)
When I'm laying in bed, not wanting to get up, I think about the fun things happening that day. Usually...It's seeing you.
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
Dear Heart, please stop getting involved in everything.Your job is to pump blood that's it. ♥
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.
Lets see what this can do !!!!
I will destroy you .
I LOVE MY FRIEND
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