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When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me""You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever knowOur small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a testGiving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you areListening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
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