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Meowing at cats until they meow back
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
Blaming it on PMS
You are the constant tingle to my heart<3
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