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Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..
Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn't come straight away there is still that chance all through your life that it will.
I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person
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