Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 40
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;) [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
You're never too old to learn something stupid.Page: