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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 43
That awkward moment when you look in the mirror, and realize how sexy you are.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the gra*s, but you my friend, yes you, you can kiss my a*s =)
I LOVE MY FRIEND
Half drunk is a waste of Money
Acting like a Bruce Lee,when i'm scared. xD
I'm not a b*tch, i'm just honest.
A*S, GAS OR GRA*S - nobody rides for free
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
-Dude, she just called you Bellatrix Lestange!- -Oh , hell no! Hold my...JK...Avada Kedavra!-
Lucky for you mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
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