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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 46
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
Sometimes the only way to hide the pain is to smile.
When I'm bored I sit on Facebook and Like stuff...
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
Like if you don't smoke.
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
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