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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 45
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
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