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Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.
study.....stud.....stu.....st.....s.....sl.....sle.....s lee.....sleep!
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
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