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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 51
Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.
Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
No brain no pain.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
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