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How play fighting turns into kissing :)How play fighting turns into kissing :)
Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom.""Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself""I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missionsGetting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain LetterNo, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A DumbassI Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
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