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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 52
-Dude, she just called you Bellatrix Lestange!- -Oh , hell no! Hold my...JK...Avada Kedavra!-
I want you to LEAVE,and be happy, and NOT come back.
Lucky for you mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
S.C.H.O.O.L. Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives!! :)
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it...oh no! You mised it!! :P
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
My Best Friend is a Scorpio! ^_^
YA got me 1 nil
Being so hot, you stalk your own profile
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