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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
Get a life!!!Get a life!!!
‎"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"‎"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
BrEaKinG NeWs JustiN beIBer WaNTs to MakE a NeW alBum; I hoPe you AlL liVed a GooD Life x)BrEaKinG NeWs JustiN beIBer WaNTs to MakE a NeW alBum; I hoPe you AlL liVed a GooD Life x)
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicappedMen are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
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