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I've lost my bear,can I sleep with u? =]
The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on
Why can't people see that theres more to me than what's on the outside? If people just put their judgmental ways aside and look beyond the freckles and bad jokes, they might see there is a real person with feelings underneath. Humans put their faith in objects that will only be here for a while. The only thing that is worth more than gold or diamond or silver, is someone to share your thoughts and feelings with...
When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.
hy frdz enjoy ur life smothly
I Spam Your Mom
once cheater, always a chaeter
♡ I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...♡
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