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I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act SingleDont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
When i see your face theres not a thing i would change LOL JK just the direction im walkingWhen i see your face theres not a thing i would change LOL JK just the direction im walking
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovelLIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
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