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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 61
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
People should fall in love with their eyes closed
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
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