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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 73
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
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