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Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on urban dictionaryOnly a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on urban dictionary
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
to see you naked ^^to see you naked ^^
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =PI killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
Why can't people see that theres more to me than what's on the outside? If people just put their judgmental ways aside and look beyond the freckles and bad jokes, they might see there is a real person with feelings underneath. Humans put their faith in objects that will only be here for a while. The only thing that is worth more than gold or diamond or silver, is someone to share your thoughts and feelings with...Why can't people see that theres more to me than what's on the outside? If people just put their judgmental ways aside and look beyond the freckles and bad jokes, they might see there is a real person with feelings underneath. Humans put their faith in objects that will only be here for a while. The only thing that is worth more than gold or diamond or silver, is someone to share your thoughts and feelings with...
Every life has a story, every story has a life. When two stories come together, a new life is born. When two lives come together, a new story is born. Sometimes new stories will come into someones life. Other times an old friend will leave someones story. Life is like an empty book, and you are the writer. Only you can write the story of your life. about an hoEvery life has a story, every story has a life. When two stories come together, a new life is born. When two lives come together, a new story is born. Sometimes new stories will come into someones life. Other times an old friend will leave someones story. Life is like an empty book, and you are the writer. Only you can write the story of your life. about an ho
When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.
Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..
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