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Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad.""Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Sometimes a hug can mean more than wordsSometimes a hug can mean more than words
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastardNot texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
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