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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 70
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
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