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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 68
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..
That one girl you don't want anywhere near your boyfriend
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
Being a free psychologist to your friends
Randomely laughing because you remembered every thing funny
Talking in different voices so your neighbours think you have friends
The awkward moment when you're alone with someone you just met.
The spaces between your fingers were created so that anothers could fill them in.
I won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I start
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