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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 87
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Supp peepz yo yo yo
Drinking hard on a Saturday. clinging to life on Sunday
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
Please my dear Immature...GROW UP!!!
Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but your my nemo <3
I'm lazy and I know it
--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))
hello my name is trace
Sometimes, i grab my awesome boobs, because, well, i can :)
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