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The best feeling you get when you see your bf, it's kinda unexplainable. It makes you happy, excited, nervous, and every other good feeling a person can get. <3The best feeling you get when you see your bf, it's kinda unexplainable. It makes you happy, excited, nervous, and every other good feeling a person can get. <3
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice, but is still single.We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice, but is still single.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Are you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XDAre you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XD
i asked a girl that was an exchanged student from china if she liked me. she said yes. i leaned in to kiss her but got slapped. i later found mee is a type of noodlei asked a girl that was an exchanged student from china if she liked me. she said yes. i leaned in to kiss her but got slapped. i later found mee is a type of noodle
OK... I looked out of my window, and I told to myself - WTF?!?!??OK... I looked out of my window, and I told to myself - WTF?!?!??
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn MonroeA wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
I wanna be popular.I wanna be popular.
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