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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 90
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
When life is hard, I take a nap.
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
all we need is diet.
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
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