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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 88
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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