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When words fail music speaks
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
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