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Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Sitting on the couch and doing nothingSitting on the couch and doing nothing
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
"I need a drink or 12.""I need a drink or 12."
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
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