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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 96
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
You're in a relationship, stop flirting with everyone!
Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...
When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard
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