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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 97
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.
I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
If teachers are so smart, why do they ask so many questions???
I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!
I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older, it sucks.
Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by heart.
OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
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