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So push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
A*S, GAS OR GRA*S - nobody rides for free
I don't deserve anything :/
When life gives you lemons, fine someone who's life gave them Vodka and Have a party <3
"Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. "
Get a life!!!
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)
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