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Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.
a te creas
Like if you love Annoying orange :)
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying .
Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
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