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Fer þér ekki vel að vera svona sætur, þú ert svo ógeðslega leiðinlegurFer þér ekki vel að vera svona sætur, þú ert svo ógeðslega leiðinlegur
People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attentionI’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
Here are 1000 hugs…take 1 now… put the other 999 under your pillow and whenever you need one, feel free to take 1… Just remember, it’s from me. :)Here are 1000 hugs…take 1 now… put the other 999 under your pillow and whenever you need one, feel free to take 1… Just remember, it’s from me. :)
I'm so cool.. Sometimes I wish I was someone else, so I could wish I was me!I'm so cool.. Sometimes I wish I was someone else, so I could wish I was me!
I'm so smart sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.I'm so smart sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.
I've lost my bear,can I sleep with u? =]I've lost my bear,can I sleep with u? =]
the awkward moment when your friend becomes a presidentthe awkward moment when your friend becomes a president
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
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