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A word is just a word till you mean what you say!!!
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking.
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
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