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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 37
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying .
keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!
.. 30 minute to Death !
False friends are worse than open enemies”
akward moment when somebody says wa*sup my nigga to michael jackson..:)
mmmm showering with your lover ;)
Urghh..! Its too irritating when you have 30 tabs open and you cant figure out from where the music is coming from... :D
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