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He Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your LifeHe Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your Life
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loudTexting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
If you did not see it with your own eyes... or hear it with your own ears.... DONT invent it with your SMALL MIND and share it with your BIG MOUTH...! On the contrary ..Ask your doctor if "Shutting the Hell Up" is right for you...!!?? DUH..! :DIf you did not see it with your own eyes... or hear it with your own ears.... DONT invent it with your SMALL MIND and share it with your BIG MOUTH...! On the contrary ..Ask your doctor if "Shutting the Hell Up" is right for you...!!?? DUH..! :D
the awkward moment when your friend becomes a presidentthe awkward moment when your friend becomes a president
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