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If you only knew how much I think of u.
Saying “Oh yeah, I remember” when you really don’t.
You can't be late until you show up
Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
You're in a relationship, stop flirting with everyone!
I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
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