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I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovely
When you finally let go of the past, something better comes along.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.
I JUST WANNA HUG YOU & SAY I LOVE YOU! ♥
I love my boyfriend.
That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
What if I accidentally rape you?
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