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Single, sexy and ready to party!
If you're rich,I'm free!
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
If you did not see it with your own eyes... or hear it with your own ears.... DONT invent it with your SMALL MIND and share it with your BIG MOUTH...! On the contrary ..Ask your doctor if "Shutting the Hell Up" is right for you...!!?? DUH..! :D
~The Soul's Shadow~ There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ livingspeech.blogspot(dot)com
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
do it than talk^
I miss you,you dumb a*s!
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