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My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOTI was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
Meowing at cats until they meow backMeowing at cats until they meow back
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened!Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened!
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
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