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I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
I still remember the first time I talked, met, and hung out with you (:
Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
If men had breasts - they'd spent all day at home... :o)
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