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People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...
Weridoooo ;D -yeah you ! :D
Its funny when i see people liking their own comments
the akward moment when my boyfriend get's cought with a cellphone on an exam and I sent him the answers
Live with no excuses,love with no regrets!
My Best Friend is a Sagittarius! ^_^
Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
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