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"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
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