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Best Facebook status updates - March - Page 55

It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook
Some people accidentally walk on our feet and say sorry while some people walk on our heart & don’t even realize.Some people accidentally walk on our feet and say sorry while some people walk on our heart & don’t even realize.
We have 2 hands, legs, eyes and ears but only 1 heart? B’coz other one is given to someone else. Go and find it.We have 2 hands, legs, eyes and ears but only 1 heart? B’coz other one is given to someone else. Go and find it.
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.
I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!""why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
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