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When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.
It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!! IT'S SO FLUFFAAAAAY!!
I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
*LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN*
CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMMMMEERRR 2011 :D
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
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