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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 57
Some people go to high school. Some people go to school, high.
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..
Letting Vodka make all your decisions
Life is too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn’t treat you right
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
High Heels ♥
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
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