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I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
2011 please be better than 2010 :) ♥
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥
Do NOT say sorry because I am hurt. Say sorry because YOU ARE hurt.
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
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