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The Soul's Shadow There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ ~Philosopher's Words~
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
Meowing at cats until they meow back
Some people go to high school. Some people go to school, high.
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
When words fail music speaks
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
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